Forget alarms—real treasure is guarded by eye beams. Beholder Security Systems is your go-to for dungeon protection, and this parody tee makes it official. Featuring a stylized poster design of a beholder looming above a glittering hoard like a VIP bouncer, this shirt is perfect for DMs, loot hoarders, and anyone who trusts in anti-magic cones over cameras.
Printed on a soft, durable cotton blend, the design combines vintage fantasy flair with geeky humor. Whether you're defending a vault or raiding one, this shirt ensures you're on brand and on guard.
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability. - Classic fit design with a crew neckline for versatile styling. - Knit in one piece without side seams to reduce waste and enhance attractiveness. - Ribbed collar helps retain shape and adds comfort. - Ethically produced with US cotton, ensuring sustainable practices.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
