💀 Raise dead? More like raise funds. This die-cut vinyl sticker perfectly captures that tragic D&D moment when your party wipes but your coin pouch is as empty as your will to cast Revivify.
Featuring a haggard cleric with nothing but lint in their pouch and one very dead party member behind them, “Too Broke for Diamonds. Too Tired to Revivify.” brings chaotic, broke-party humor to your dice vault, water bottle, or DM screen.
⚰️ Features:
Exhausted cleric illustration with empty coin pouch & fallen adventurer
Distressed fantasy banner text for maximum dungeon vibes
Transparent die-cut vinyl for clean placement anywhere
Compact, cursed, and relatable
Durable waterproof vinyl that survives everything but TPKs
🎲 Ideal for D&D healers, broke bards, and party members who know diamonds aren’t cheap.
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
